This plush R2-D2 is designed to dispense toilet paper. R2 really does come in handy for more then just hiding lightsabers and swimming in the Dagobah swamp. He’s squeezably soft and will keep your bum clean if you sit him on the back of the toilet as if he’s riding shotgun in your porcelain X-wing. $33.90

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Here at Botropolis, we’re used to fearing our future metal overlords. But sometimes you come across robots that are just so cute and cuddly, you drop your guard and let them infiltrate your heart. That’s usually when they strike you down of course. But I think we’re safe when it comes to Bunk Bots.

These Bots don’t move, make sounds, take batteries, or light up in any way. They’re just soft and cute. And only 12 bucks! They stand 8″ tall, and kids of all ages can dig them. They’re a great Christmas gift for that geek on your list.

Two of the ten available models(I’m getting nervous as it’s starting to sound like I’m talking about cylons here) are available at Thinkgeek. You can get all of the other models directly from Bunk Bots.

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You’ve seen the movie, you have the toys, but now you’re looking for a softer Wall-E that you can cuddle right? Well, here’s a warm and fuzzy Wall-E to snuggle at night my strange friend. It will only cost you $19.99.

Let’s not get too freaky with it ok.

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