At last you can trust a Dalek…To tell you what time it is anyway. It’s like having a plaque on your wall that says, “I’m a virgin. I buy stuff.”

I kid. Daleks are awesome. What other robot can show people an x-ray of your innards while vaporizing you?

$24.99

[EE]

If you’re a Timelord, a talking Dalek will wake you up. Because when a Dalek talks, people die. Somehow they’ve survived the time-war and are in alarm clock form now. It’s officially licenced by the BBC and shouts things like “Exterminate”, “You would make a good Dalek” or “You are an enemy of the Daleks, you must be destroyed” to wake you up in the morning all bright and cheery. Other features are flashing white ears, a flashing blue eye stalk, and blue LED lights on the bottom. Turn off the alarm by pushing it’s head. It will cost you about $29.

[Otherland]

I was looking for some robots on ebay the other night when I came across this monstrosity. Some guy cross-bred a dalek with an R2 Astromech droid and the results are somewhat comical and somewhat fugly. How’d you like to have this thing behind you in your X-wing while careening down a trench in the Death Star?

“If you blow up the Death Star I will exterminate you.”

Of course if Daleks and R2 units co-existed in the same body, the Jawas never would have caught R2 in the desert. Instead, we would have seen a pile of dead little bodies.

[ebay]

Check out this limited edition RC Dalek all polished and buffed to blind it’s enemies. This particular Dalek is based on the “Daleks - Invasion Earth 2150 AD” movie. It’s 12-inches tall, radio-controlled and features a pullback motor with realistic Dalek action. Also has a built-in speaker that plays you quotes from the movie.

This my friends is Dalek bling. And since it’s very special and ultra shiny, only 1,000 are made. Should be available in August 2008, and can be pre-ordered for $99.99.

[Entertainment Earth] VIA [Geek Alerts]