Most of you probably already know about Asimov’s 3 laws of robotics. Who knew the rules had expanded to 30? Things like:

6. A robot may not roll down the window shout out the surprise endings of movies while driving past a theater line.

and:

8. A robot may not act in such a fashion as would make dogs obsolete, because dogs are less expensive than robots, and robots should be reserved for science things.

and even:

11. A robot, specifically a big, wide robot, may not pretend to be a refrigerator and then make a scary noise when a human being opens it.

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[Somethingawful]