Robot Head Toilet Paper Dispensers
December 30th, 2009

Robots. They scare the crap out of you. So they should at least help you wipe. As far as toilet paper dispensers go, these are pretty awesome. $39.99 seems pricey, but we like to think of this as a way to mock our future masters.

[Audiocubes]

Robot Clock Tells Time, Holds Stuff
September 19th, 2009

Robot Clock Tells Time, Holds StuffThis little robot clock looks like a protester holding up his post-it note signs, but fear not, he won’t revolt. He’ll be a good little slave and give you the time, while reminding you of important events.

The “Little Robot Clock” has articulated arms and clips for hands. Only $20.50 each. Buy two and make them battle each other.

[Brando]

French Bull And Tatiri Robot Cups And Toothbrush Holder
July 9th, 2009

toothbrush and cupsFrench Bull’s Designer Cups will create a robot franchise in your kitchen because of their fashionable, exotic looks. These special cups go for roughly $24 for all four cups, but they won’t break easily. They are made of melamine so they won’t break easily or burn your little kid’s hand if you heat up his milk in the microwave. Obviously they’re dishwasher and microwave safe, but i don’t guarantee that you won’t fall in love with them.

If you don’t fall in love with those adorable cups then maybe you’ll like Tatiri’s Wooden Toothbrush Holder. Instead of using an old cup that blends in, maybe you should use this adorable robot. Also included, A timer that counts 2 minutes so you know whether or not your kid is brushing his/her teeth to the fullest. $15 on Amazon.

[Amazon] VIA [Robosnob]

Robot Toilet Paper Holder Mocks Your Reading Habits
December 1st, 2008

Robot enthusiasts like us have bots everywhere. Even in the bathroom. Take this guy for instance. This cute little bot sculpture likes to read on the John just like you. Apparently he likes his TP pink as well. He’s $95, including the toilet paper holder.

[Robot TP sculpture]

Robot Toothbrush Holder
November 18th, 2008

Here’s an ideal accessory for your already robot adorned apartment, The Robot Toothbrush Holder. Just stick it to your wall and let it hold your toothbrush or razor. Comes in black green or red and is available for $8.00 from Urban Outfitters. Go get one now. One can never have too many robot hygiene accessories.

[Robot Toothbrush Holder]

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Robots are a fact of life. Soon they will kill us. We’d like to document the coming apocalypse.