Robots. They scare the crap out of you. So they should at least help you wipe. As far as toilet paper dispensers go, these are pretty awesome. $39.99 seems pricey, but we like to think of this as a way to mock our future masters.
Does your Bathroom not have enough bots? You already got the robot TP holder, robot toothbrush holder and some robot soap, so how about these robot hand towels to complete the theme?
Only $15.
Are you into robots holding your wang while you pee in a public restroom? Then you’ll want to visit this urinal, which is probably in Japan. There’s not much info on it, but I’m guessing it has a slot for money, which will give you a “happy ending”.
Robot enthusiasts like us have bots everywhere. Even in the bathroom. Take this guy for instance. This cute little bot sculpture likes to read on the John just like you. Apparently he likes his TP pink as well. He’s $95, including the toilet paper holder.
Here’s an ideal accessory for your already robot adorned apartment, The Robot Toothbrush Holder. Just stick it to your wall and let it hold your toothbrush or razor. Comes in black green or red and is available for $8.00 from Urban Outfitters. Go get one now. One can never have too many robot hygiene accessories.
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