Beware products with a lot of trans fats. They can transform you into a fat-ass beast.

[Fashionably Geek]

Ah, a boy and his robot. Warms the heart. Just before it clutches it and rips it from your chest. Vote for this shirt so we can all buy it soon.

[Designbyhumans]

Droids as a fashion statement. These R2D2 Lego Cufflinks. When you absolutely have to dress up, you may as well throw some geek into your outfit. These $16 R2-D2 Cufflinks will make wearing a suit and tie a bit more bearable.

[Craziestgadgets]

Any fan of Doctor Who is going to want a pair of these awesome Dalek shoes. They even have an electric colored EXTERMINATE on each heel. Handpainted Daleks on shoes screams geek.

They were created by kelly_bear, who originally wanted a Dalek on one shoe and a Cyberman on the other shoe, so they could reenact an epic battle. Turns out it was too hard to paint a Cyberman , so she decided that both should have a Dalek. Awesome stuff.

[Craft] VIA [Technabob]

Personally I can’t think of a better way for a grown man to get his ass kicked, then by wearing this R2 backpack that hugs you like a nasty Hemmo-droid. As a grown man who simultaneously loves robots, but fears the coming apocalypse, even I would not wear this. So, get it for your kid instead and let him take the ass-kicking. We do what we can to police the streets of Botropolis, but these things happen. $60.

[Fredflare]

In the quiet time between watching technology blossom and our eventual cyber-enslavement a century from now, why not celebrate your unnatural love of robots by gifting these to your special lady. Nothing’s gonna arouse your cold geek heart like Robot undies.

What? No access to real living breathing females? There’s always cross dressing and dressing up love dolls I guess. The set will cost you $16 and a “You want me to wear what?” maybe followed by a slap.

If any of female readers of Botropolis happen to have a pair, we’d love to see. Maybe we’ll even hold a Robot Undies competition.

[geeksugar]