Robot Cow Rectum Teaches You How To Put Your Arm Up A Cow’s Butt
November 9th, 2009
Veterinarians. Those brave souls who are often required to put their hands and arms into the rectums of large animals. God bless these brave men and women. Now they have the help of the ‘Haptic Cow’ which recently won Sarah Baillie the Most Innovative Teacher of the Year Award.
Miss Baillie’s invention helps teach vets the art of cow-fisting. See, once your hand is up a cow’s butt you can’t see what you’re doing. But with robotic organs and a monitor, she can teach students what they should and should not be touching in there.
