Retro Robot Night Light
November 30th, 2009
Two things really scare the bejesus out of most kids. Darkness and robots. With just one of those ingredients, your child might have a sleepless night or two, a bad dream, maybe they’ll crawl in bed with you. But combine both darkness and robots and that child will be a paranoid bed-wetting mess as his or her imagination works overtime.
Just tell them that this robot night light will protect them from both monsters of the dark and also keep bad robots away. Yeah, sure. All robots fear this night light. Kids will believe anything. Sadly, you will still be lying in bed knowing the truth, tossing and turning in fear. Knowing that one day the robots will come. But there is no daddy to reassure you…
$19.99.



