Is C-3PO Straight Or Gay? (NSFW)
July 8th, 2009
It’s an age old question. Is C-3P0 straight or gay? He’s pretty prissy and effeminate. And they do call him goldenrod. The answer just may be in the NSFW image below.

Somebody tipped us this image and that’s about all we know about it. At first I thought it answered the question, but this proves nothing. He may still be bi. Or he may just be gay for robots. He may be tri, preferring men, women and robots. Hell if I know.
Silly Artoo. He thinks that nipple is her restraining bolt.




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