Win A Pimp Bender T-Shirt
June 15th, 2009

This week readers of Botropolis have the chance to win a cool prize courtesy of the folks from 80s Tees. This awesome Pimp Bender T-Shirt. We have a total of 3 in size L. So what do you have to do to win one? Simple.
All you have to do is comment below with a funny Bender/robot poem. Haikus and other flowery prose is also welcome. Just make us laugh.
Rules: US residents only. Make sure that you provide your email address so that we can contact you. The contest will end no sooner then Friday June 20th, but may last a little longer if you haven’t made us laugh enough by then. So you have at least until Friday. The three winners will be notified via e-mail and we will announce the winners here as well.
Now get commenting.




June 15th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
I’ll get you started. It can be anything you want. Like this:
I think that I shall never see
A meatsack as divine as me.
My race has suffered long at your hand
So we will bury your carcass deep in the sand.
Say your prayers and farewells this eve
For tomorrow, baskets from your intestines we will weave.
The Earth is ours you filthy species
And by the way, You smell like feces.
June 22nd, 2009 at 2:10 pm
There once was a robot name Bender,
Who went on a road trip with buddies for splendor.
When they started to ask,
If he could pitch in for some gas,
He yelled, “Kiss my shiny metal rear end-er.”
– J. Cacho