Hexapodmeisterschaft: A Dancing Pimp Head Robot
November 3rd, 2008
Meet Hexapodmeisterschaft, a pimp once decapitated, but now rebuilt. While he can’t enjoy his Cadillac any longer, he doesn’t mind dancing around on robot legs for your enjoyment. I’d like to see an entire reality series built around this bot.
“Bitch, where’s my money?”
“You just a chicken head on robot legs. This money’s mine now”
“Oh no you dint! Don’t think I won’t scurry under your skanky ass and trip you in those heels. Then I crawl up in your bidness and cut you real good. I’ll hug ya damn face until ya pass out.”
“Whateves. I’mma go spend my money. Be a good little bot and do a dance when I get back and maybe I won’t kick you a few hundred times”
“Ohhh. It’s on. It’s on now bitch! Time to dance.”
That would be gold.
November 10th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
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