Check out this box of “Star Condoms”. Apparently Star Wars Episode VII has our droid friends venturing into some nasty places where they need to wear condoms like Halloween costumes.

You’ll notice that even the Death Star has a reservoir tip, which must be for when the Millenium Falcon stops by. And C-3PO is wearing one on his head and his belly. One thing is clear, droid sex is really messed up.

[theswca]